did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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