Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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