I must be too annoying 4 u.
brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
