is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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