Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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