is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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