are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
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