Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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