Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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