we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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