i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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