Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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