adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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