my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
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