he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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