3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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