man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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