Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
He kissed a someone with a penis
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
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