things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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