pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Randomize
