You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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