so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
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