So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
how does that bad decision feel?
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