as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
