when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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