We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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