Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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