I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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