You work out of a Hotel?
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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