if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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