a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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