so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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