They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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