I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
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