but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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