I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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