My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
is wine microwaveable?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
last night I used snow as a chaser
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
