youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Michael Bay diarrhea
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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