is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Randomize
