Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
BRING THE BAGELS
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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