This girl is more easily done than said...
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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