So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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