i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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