if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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