I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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