Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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