Just fell off a train. Bad.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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