Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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