The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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