Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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