why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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