But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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