my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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